PATTERNは、
今日も燃えている。
彼は元来、熱くなりやすい性格だったが、そのパッションを鎮める術を知らずに生きてきたため、いつしか物理的に身体に火を灯す特殊体質となってしまった。かわいそうなPATTERN。さぞ孤独に苦しんでいるだろう、と思いがちだが実はそうでもない。PATTERNは、バーベキューによく誘われる。火をおこす手間が省けるからだ。寒い日には友達の家でゲームに興じる。PATTERNは勝負に熱くなって燃え盛るので、暖房要らずだ。夏BBQ・冬ゲーム。孤独どころか、結構なパリピである。人間万事塞翁が馬。こういうのをダイバーシティっていうんですよね?ね?
PATTERN is on fire every day.
Originally, he has a passionate personality, but since he lived without learning how to calm his passions, he eventually developed a special constitution that physically ignites his body when he gets passionate.
Poor PATTERN... Because of his constitution, you think that he would be suffering from loneliness, but actually, that's not the case.
PATTERN is often invited to barbecues.
It's because he saves the trouble of making fire.
On cold days he is invited to play games at his friend's house.
PATTERN gets passionate about the game and ignites, so no need to have a heater.
BBQ in summer and games in winter.
Far from being lonely, he is invited to parties one after another.
Whatever will be, will be. It is called diversity, isn't it?
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PATTERNは、
今日も燃えている。
彼は元来、熱くなりやすい性格だったが、そのパッションを鎮める術を知らずに生きてきたため、いつしか物理的に身体に火を灯す特殊体質となってしまった。かわいそうなPATTERN。さぞ孤独に苦しんでいるだろう、と思いがちだが実はそうでもない。PATTERNは、バーベキューによく誘われる。火をおこす手間が省けるからだ。寒い日には友達の家でゲームに興じる。PATTERNは勝負に熱くなって燃え盛るので、暖房要らずだ。夏BBQ・冬ゲーム。孤独どころか、結構なパリピである。人間万事塞翁が馬。こういうのをダイバーシティっていうんですよね?ね?
PATTERN is on fire every day.
Originally, he has a passionate personality, but since he lived without learning how to calm his passions, he eventually developed a special constitution that physically ignites his body when he gets passionate.
Poor PATTERN... Because of his constitution, you think that he would be suffering from loneliness, but actually, that's not the case.
PATTERN is often invited to barbecues.
It's because he saves the trouble of making fire.
On cold days he is invited to play games at his friend's house.
PATTERN gets passionate about the game and ignites, so no need to have a heater.
BBQ in summer and games in winter.
Far from being lonely, he is invited to parties one after another.
Whatever will be, will be. It is called diversity, isn't it?
BE@RBRICK TM & © 2001-2022 MEDICOM TOY CORPORATION. All rights reserved.
FLAGは、自称・映像作家である。韓国はソウルを拠点に、世界に打って出るための映画のプロットを一人練っている。未だかつて誰も見たことがないような映画を撮りたい。それがFLAGの願いだ。例えばシチュエーション。誰も見たことがないというと、四次元空間とかかな。例えばキャラクター。遺伝子操作で巨大化したカタツムリとか、どうだろう。誰も見たことないぞ。これらを組み合わせて、誰も見たことがないストーリーを作るんだ!「遺伝子操作で巨大化したカタツムリがペナントレース終盤の試合に登板して、四次元空間の無限に広がる球場で死闘を繰り広げ、見事ノーヒットノーランを達成するも、ロジンバックの松ヤニが身体に付着してその場から動けなくなり、そのまま立ち往生するまでを描いた擬似ドキュメンタリー」なんか、どうだろう?FLAGよ、「誰も見たことがない映画」は「誰も見たくない映画」である可能性もありますぞ。老婆心ながら。
FLAG is a self-proclaimed filmmaker.
Based in Seoul, South Korea, he is working on a plot for a movie to be released worldwide.
He wants to make a movie that no one has ever seen. It is his dream.
For example, a situation that no one has ever seen... It could be a 4-dimensional space! Then the main character... How about a snail that has become gigantic due to genetic engineering? No one has seen it! Combine them to create a story that no one has ever seen! How about this plot: "A snail that has become gigantic due to genetic manipulation pitches in the final game of the pennant race and achieves a splendid no-hitter no-run game at the infinite 4-dimensional space stadium, but gets covered by rosin powder and gets stuck on the spot."
A pseudo-documentary that depicts the process of getting stuck. Wouldn’t it be amazing?
Dear FLAG, it’s only a piece of advice but "a movie that no one has seen" may be a "movie that no one wants to see".
BE@RBRICK TM & © 2001-2022 MEDICOM TOY CORPORATION. All rights reserved.
FLAGは、自称・映像作家である。韓国はソウルを拠点に、世界に打って出るための映画のプロットを一人練っている。未だかつて誰も見たことがないような映画を撮りたい。それがFLAGの願いだ。例えばシチュエーション。誰も見たことがないというと、四次元空間とかかな。例えばキャラクター。遺伝子操作で巨大化したカタツムリとか、どうだろう。誰も見たことないぞ。これらを組み合わせて、誰も見たことがないストーリーを作るんだ!「遺伝子操作で巨大化したカタツムリがペナントレース終盤の試合に登板して、四次元空間の無限に広がる球場で死闘を繰り広げ、見事ノーヒットノーランを達成するも、ロジンバックの松ヤニが身体に付着してその場から動けなくなり、そのまま立ち往生するまでを描いた擬似ドキュメンタリー」なんか、どうだろう?FLAGよ、「誰も見たことがない映画」は「誰も見たくない映画」である可能性もありますぞ。老婆心ながら。
FLAG is a self-proclaimed filmmaker.
Based in Seoul, South Korea, he is working on a plot for a movie to be released worldwide.
He wants to make a movie that no one has ever seen. It is his dream.
For example, a situation that no one has ever seen... It could be a 4-dimensional space! Then the main character... How about a snail that has become gigantic due to genetic engineering? No one has seen it! Combine them to create a story that no one has ever seen! How about this plot: "A snail that has become gigantic due to genetic manipulation pitches in the final game of the pennant race and achieves a splendid no-hitter no-run game at the infinite 4-dimensional space stadium, but gets covered by rosin powder and gets stuck on the spot."
A pseudo-documentary that depicts the process of getting stuck. Wouldn’t it be amazing?
Dear FLAG, it’s only a piece of advice but "a movie that no one has seen" may be a "movie that no one wants to see".
BE@RBRICK TM & © 2001-2022 MEDICOM TOY CORPORATION. All rights reserved.
我々BE@RBRICK大学海洋科学研究所はこの度、幻の海棲生物「BASIC」の生態調査を実施したので、ここに調査結果を報告する。BASICは、水深1000mに生息する深海生物で、餌を誘き寄せるために体全体を発光させるのが特徴だ。発光のメカニズムとしては、体内に蓄えたナントカという物質の化学反応であることが解明されている。テレビか何かで見た記憶があるので、間違いないだろう。BASICの生態としては、基本的には8匹ないしは9匹の群れで行動し、単独行動を好まない傾向がある。休み時間にトイレに行くときも、群れのメンバーを誘って一緒に行く。自分がいないときに他のメンバーに悪口を言われることを恐れての行動だ。わかんないけど、多分そうだと思う。いかがだろうか。我々の1週間にわたるバイトついでの調査によって、BASICの謎に包まれた生態の一端に迫ることができたのではないだろうか。来年の夏も調査を続行し、追ってここに報告したいと思う。海の家のバイトに受かったら。
We, BE@RBRICK University Institute of Marine Science, have conducted ecological research on the fantastic marine organism "BASIC", and report the results here. BASIC is a deep-sea creature that lives at a depth of about 1,000m below the surface and emits light throughout its body to attract food. It's been elucidated that the mechanism of luminescence is a chemical reaction of a substance stored in the body known as “Whatever”. I remember seeing it on TV so it must be correct. In their natural habitat, BASIC tends to form groups of 8 or 9 and does not like to act alone. Even when they go to the bathroom during breaks, they go with the members of the group. They are afraid that the group talks behind their back when they are not there. I don't know, but it is probably the reason. We hope that our week-long part-time research allowed us to get a glimpse of the mysterious ecology of BASIC. We would like to continue our research next summer and report here again. That is if I get a part-time job at the seaside house.
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我々BE@RBRICK大学海洋科学研究所はこの度、幻の海棲生物「BASIC」の生態調査を実施したので、ここに調査結果を報告する。BASICは、水深1000mに生息する深海生物で、餌を誘き寄せるために体全体を発光させるのが特徴だ。発光のメカニズムとしては、体内に蓄えたナントカという物質の化学反応であることが解明されている。テレビか何かで見た記憶があるので、間違いないだろう。BASICの生態としては、基本的には8匹ないしは9匹の群れで行動し、単独行動を好まない傾向がある。休み時間にトイレに行くときも、群れのメンバーを誘って一緒に行く。自分がいないときに他のメンバーに悪口を言われることを恐れての行動だ。わかんないけど、多分そうだと思う。いかがだろうか。我々の1週間にわたるバイトついでの調査によって、BASICの謎に包まれた生態の一端に迫ることができたのではないだろうか。来年の夏も調査を続行し、追ってここに報告したいと思う。海の家のバイトに受かったら。
We, BE@RBRICK University Institute of Marine Science, have conducted ecological research on the fantastic marine organism "BASIC", and report the results here. BASIC is a deep-sea creature that lives at a depth of about 1,000m below the surface and emits light throughout its body to attract food. It's been elucidated that the mechanism of luminescence is a chemical reaction of a substance stored in the body known as “Whatever”. I remember seeing it on TV so it must be correct. In their natural habitat, BASIC tends to form groups of 8 or 9 and does not like to act alone. Even when they go to the bathroom during breaks, they go with the members of the group. They are afraid that the group talks behind their back when they are not there. I don't know, but it is probably the reason. We hope that our week-long part-time research allowed us to get a glimpse of the mysterious ecology of BASIC. We would like to continue our research next summer and report here again. That is if I get a part-time job at the seaside house.
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男の精神力は、
飲んだコーヒーの量に比例する。
スコットランドの法学者・ジェイムズ=マッキントッシュ卿は、そう言った。JBの朝も、多くの辛抱強い男性と同様に、一杯のコーヒーから始まる。JBは今朝も、使い古したミルでコーヒー豆を挽く。ガリガリと豆が砕ける音を聞きながら、昨夜の厄介事を一つ一つ思い起こして、溜息をつく。そして、上質なコーヒーの香りを溜息と入れ替えるように鼻腔に染み込ませて、今日を乗り切る精神力を養うのだ。コーヒーをもう一杯。新しい場所に赴く前に。
A man's mental strength is
proportional to the amount of coffee
he drinks.
A Scottish legal scholar, Sir James-McIntosh said so.
JB's mornings, like many perseverant men’s mornings, start with a cup of coffee.
JB will grind coffee beans again this morning with his long-time favorite mill. While listening to the grinding noise of the beans, he thinks about last night’s troubles one by one and sighs.
Then, he inhales the aroma of high-quality coffee into his nasal cavity and replaces it with a sigh to cultivate the mental strength to survive a day.
Another cup of coffee.
Before going to a new place.
BE@RBRICK TM & © 2001-2022 MEDICOM TOY CORPORATION. All rights reserved.
男の精神力は、
飲んだコーヒーの量に比例する。
スコットランドの法学者・ジェイムズ=マッキントッシュ卿は、そう言った。JBの朝も、多くの辛抱強い男性と同様に、一杯のコーヒーから始まる。JBは今朝も、使い古したミルでコーヒー豆を挽く。ガリガリと豆が砕ける音を聞きながら、昨夜の厄介事を一つ一つ思い起こして、溜息をつく。そして、上質なコーヒーの香りを溜息と入れ替えるように鼻腔に染み込ませて、今日を乗り切る精神力を養うのだ。コーヒーをもう一杯。新しい場所に赴く前に。
A man's mental strength is
proportional to the amount of coffee
he drinks.
A Scottish legal scholar, Sir James-McIntosh said so.
JB's mornings, like many perseverant men’s mornings, start with a cup of coffee.
JB will grind coffee beans again this morning with his long-time favorite mill. While listening to the grinding noise of the beans, he thinks about last night’s troubles one by one and sighs.
Then, he inhales the aroma of high-quality coffee into his nasal cavity and replaces it with a sigh to cultivate the mental strength to survive a day.
Another cup of coffee.
Before going to a new place.
BE@RBRICK TM & © 2001-2022 MEDICOM TOY CORPORATION. All rights reserved.